Seriously. . . are these not the cutest little aliens you've ever seen?
We are aliens. Who are runners.
We came for the intergalactic marathon.
We stayed for the CANDY!
I know this seems like a weird thing to be, but, thankfully, it turned out pretty cute.
How does a family decide to be running aliens for Halloween? Well, it's funny you should ask.
We ALWAYS dress as a family for Halloween. If the kids are allowed to dress up at school, they can be their own thing there. But, when we set out together, it's dressed as a group. Each year, as the time approaches, we have a family meeting where ideas are thrown out and mostly immediately shot down. (Why did they not want to be a BLT sandwich? I don't get it.) The real possibilities go onto a list, we make a case for our favorites, and we put it to a vote. It's all very democratic.
This year, we determined that we would be marathon runners. That should be easy enough. We've got lots of running gear. But, we needed to match. Enter the red shirts. (Why are we always wearing red for Halloween? Our super hero outfits were red. Our pizza delivery uniforms were red. . . )
But, "runners" is kind of generic, and the kids were really pushing for something a bit more along the lines of standard Halloween gore. We are planning to participate in Saturday's Zombie run in our costumes, so John had the idea to add zombie masks to our running outfits. The kids loved the idea, and I got to shopping.
And, I just couldn't do it! As a kid, I was never allowed to dress in anything scary, bloody, or gory for Halloween. And our own kids have always played it pretty tame as well. I just couldn't picture my sweet 4-year-old in the zombie masks I was seeing online.
I found the alien masks and proposed a compromise. Alien runners it was, then. But, why are we alien runners? It just seemed too random to me. We needed a tie in. John saved the day when he came up with the lettering on the shirt: "We came for the intergalactic marathon. We stayed for the CANDY!"
Sure, you have to read our shirts to make sense of it, but I just can't get over how cute Little Boy is as he dances around in his little get up!